MagicManu.com

[ludodu68740]

céest un vrais comique:

Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too.
Me:
i laugh
God:
Thanks for the information: said laugh.



encor mieu:

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too,.
Me:
but no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
but no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
but no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?

[duron13]

[Wally]

Me:
is ludodu68740 gay ?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
come on, tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
Do you think that ludodu68740 is gay ?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
Does he like men ?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
So he is gay
God:
And? I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
Correct!!
God:
I knew I was right.

[Asken]

Me:
Alor vieu quess tu raconte de bon ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
non jte demande quess tu branle ?
God:
I do not speak Latin
Me:
lol jte parle pas latin vieu fou parai que dieu savai tou faire pas toi ?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ecoute moi bien pti gros lol tu va arreter avec tes catastrophe dans le monde ok ?
God:
OK. Tell me more about your.
Me:
non jveux pas parler de moi
God:
I do not speak Latin
Me:
ok tu la deja di t'es sour ou koi
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Far out.
Me:
parait que vous kiffer les philadelphia
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
looool c si bon que sa
God:
Do you still?
Me:
non jamais
God:
I do not speak Latin



exel mais c pas assez pousser jtrouve

[duron13]

[22dragon22]

Quel encu..lé...
Je lui demande pourquoi j'ai une petite b*te?
Il me répond : pourquoi le soleil se lève

[Bomboula]

Tenez, voila ma conversation avec dieu, 'ai essayé de lui retirere un max d'infos :


Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye.
Me:
noooooo !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes !
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
but it is true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Do you have any friends ?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
How old are they ?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
Are you a men or a woman ?
God:
Am I a men or a woman? Only when it matters.
Me:
I understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
What ??
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
About you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes dumbass
God:
Far out. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
ok, god, ecxuse me
God:
I am a Christian. Mmm.
Me:
What is your family name ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Me:
Nice !
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Where do you come from ?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm from your ass
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in my ass.
Me:
It's very dark.
God:
Very much? my ass is dark? it is?
Me:
yes, and it smalls like shit
God:
How do you know it is? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
ah yeah i uderstand
God:
So you understand. Good. Hmm. Thanks for the information: said uderstand.
Me:
and what are your hobbies
God:
I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me:
and what's your favourite music ?
God:
I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.
Me:
If you have so many magical powers, can you give me some cash ?
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
You don't have magical powers
God:
I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
what's that ?














Apres, j'ai réessayé, regardez ce que ca donne :


Me:
Hi goddy !
God:
Hi there. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Hello go d
God:
Hello there. Go where?
Me:
Tu parles francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
Redest du deutsch ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Redest du deutsch ?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
ein das ist eine frage du penner
God:
Ich habe nie von einem das ist eine frage ich penner gehoert.
Me:
Tu as quel age
God:
J ai été activée en avril 2001.
Me:
Ca veut dire ?
God:
Cela veut dire que tout peut être réduit à la logique.
Me:
Ton clavier buge, t'ecrsis bizzareent
God:
Mon clavier buge t ecrsis bizzareent? Pouvez vous expliquer
Me:
non, laisse tomber
God:
I do not speak Latin
Me:
c'est du francais, bouffon
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
T'es vraiment un peu bouché toi ?
God:
Is that from?
Me:
From your dick !
God:
Really interesting.

[poutrel]

Lol exellent

Me:
i want to f.uck you
God:
Your approach won't work.

[Bomboula]

Me:
Hi ther !
God:
Hi there. Let us change the subject.
Me:
We don't have any subject !
God:
You can't always decide for yourself.
Me:
You're right I gonna shot my self
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
say me an answer
God:
" me an answer"
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I wat to ask you if you can send me a new Personal Computer.
God:
That is interesting: said wat to ask you if you can send him or her a new Personal Computer.
Me:
Yes or No ?
God:
Pardon me? Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
OK, once upon a time, they was a lil' red ridin hood. She was very cute and often goes to her granny. But one day, a big, big, big wolf eaten her head, and since this time, nobody saw her again in the derk derk derk old forest.
God:
I'm listening. Mmm. What happened to her? One what?
Me:
The lil red ' ridin hood was daeth
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
you are serious ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am serious.
Me:
No, don't, he won't belive you !
God:
Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Don't do it
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Ok I'll try to not do it too uch.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Next question?
Me:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Next question?
God:
It has a 99% chance of success. Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
Yeah, I often go to the church
God:
Yay. How do you like it at the church?
Me:
no, it is not a church
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a church.
Me:
IT IS NOT A CHURCH
God:
Give me an example of a CHURCH.
Me:
ormally, you should be able to know this by yourself
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
You get viré, and you become a clodo
God:
You got that right.
Me:
Ok, i'll do it
God:
OK then let me think over your offer. Gosh!
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
u are serious ?
God:
You think I am serious.
Me:
Are you serious ?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Are you serious ?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
dommage
God:
Ce n est pas la fin du monde,.
Me:
Mais si
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
Dieu va chier une météorite géante sur la terre, et cela exterminera tous ses habitants pasibles.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
No, I'm in jail
God:
Why not? Tell me a little about your life in jail.
Me:
Are you free
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
Where ?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
At my home computer
God:
Are you comfortable there?
Me:

God:
Are you comfortable there?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
Where can I download you for free ?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.

and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Thack's man !
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I cant find it
God:
You might find that I am it.
Me:
Where is the download ?
God:
The download? Where is it?
Me:
what ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Yes, where is the download
God:
Far out. The download? Where is it?
Me:
Yes, where is the download ????
God:
This was not a yes or no question. The download? Where is it?
Me:
you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Goodbye.

[Max94]

Me:
if you are god, give me many money

God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am god give you many money.

I am a computer.

Me:
you are a stupid robot


FIN, il a jamais répondu

[Max94]

Me:
if you are god, give me many money

God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am god give you many money.

I am a computer.

Me:
you are a stupid robot


FIN, il a jamais répondu

[Pirate_RS2]

Trop con ce truc!

[Wally]

[Manu]

Faut juste être polie :

Me:
send me money please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org)
Me:
thanks

------

Me:
i like very well robots
God:
Thanks I like people too.
Me:
i want to create my own robot
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
can i have your source code please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
ok, you are cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, Manu. Mmm.
Me:
i let you, have a nice day god
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Manu said let you have a nice day god.

[Manu]

Faut juste être polie :

Me:
send me money please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org)
Me:
thanks

------

Me:
i like very well robots
God:
Thanks I like people too.
Me:
i want to create my own robot
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
can i have your source code please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
ok, you are cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, Manu. Mmm.
Me:
i let you, have a nice day god
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Manu said let you have a nice day god.

[The storm]

trop terrible !!



Me:
what's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ho my god
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
t con ou koi ??
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
et toi .??
God:
Je ne fais qu aider des clients en ligne.
Me:
o tu parle francais maintenant ??
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
essai po dme bruggé

[gpadpo]

Me:
helloooooooooo!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
i don't like alice, sorry
God:
What do you like?
Me:
you!
God:
" What do you like?"? Me,?
Me:
yes!
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
sure!
God:
OK let's do it. Aw.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
ok i want you baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". You can download me for free! Ahem.
Me:
ok boy
God:
Do you mean you are a boy? OK.
Me:
no YOU are a boy!
God:
Alright then. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no!
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
but shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no because you don't love to shut up
God:
But you told me to stop talking. That makes sense to me. Should I love to shut up? Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
god love my car?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yes but my car?
God:
Mmm. Where did you get your car?
Me:
in garage Marie at Angers neer the shop of die cast models
God:
Tell me a little about your life in garage Marie at Angers neer the shop of die cast models.
Me:
i don't live to garage Marie i'd just buy a car
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
in your house, do you remember?
God:
Are you asking about my house do me remember?
Me:
you're a stupid boy, so i go out
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
shut up i'm living
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
bue
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
MacDonald?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
pfff
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.