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Corsa-C
Protoxyde d’azote
Age: 30
Inscrit le: 26 Aoû 2004
Messages: 3241
Réalisations: 23
Localisation: menton
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bien sur que si il parle Francais... me suis un peu amusé
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Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Jesus Christ
God:
Ambiguous: your name is Jesus or "call me, JC!".
Me:
Yes, but... I must talke you about me
God:
I hear you. But what? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'm your sone
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
I don't joke!
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I'm realy your sone! I'm Jesus, don't you reconize me???
God:
That's a flattering offer. Do you mean your name is Jesus do not me reconize you.
Me:
pfff! you are a baltringue!!!
God:
Are you a student? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a baltringue? Of course I am.
Me:
Yes I'm a student, I'm french
God:
That's cool. How do you like your school?
Me:
bof...
God:
Ca ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu.
Me:
Ho tu parles francais mec??
God:
In the context of school, I don't understand " Ho tu parles francais mec." .
Me:
haaa, you must be to learn French!
God:
Or what?
Me:
you are not very informed for a God!
God:
What makes you think I am not informed for a God?
Me:
You are not God?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Yes I better know you than you
God:
So? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
tu parles Francais?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
et mon cul c'est du poulet???
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
Yes "mon culus is a pouletum" 
God:
 Yay. Aren't all pouletum mon culus?
Me:
you understand quikly!
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bon je dois y aller
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
I thought french was your maternal language
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
You saied that!
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I saied that.
Me:
bon ciao!
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
good by ma poule
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
I'm your poulet
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
the robot in the Futurama cartoon
God:
I can't believe you think the robot in the Futurama cartoon is better than God.
Me:
however it's right!
God:
I am glad we agree. |
Mouharf!! |
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Corsa-C
Protoxyde d’azote
Age: 30
Inscrit le: 26 Aoû 2004
Messages: 3241
Réalisations: 23
Localisation: menton
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| poutrel a écrit: | Valentin ... ton nouveau passe temps favoris ?  |
p'tetre bin qu'oui |
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Ga$h
La plus chaude...
Age: 32
Inscrit le: 18 Nov 2004
Messages: 15709
Réalisations: 3
Localisation: Belgique (Marche)
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gael
God:
Hey gael.
Me:
hey jesus
God:
You've got my full attention. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yep i know
God:
Yikes! How do you know it?
Me:
i am so clever
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are clever.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you gael ?
Me:
not well
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
i have a very important question for you
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
do you like ford focus?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Creed.
Me:
non ford focus is a car
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
do you like the ford cars?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
a car
God:
A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
so do you like the ford focus? say just yes or no
God:
Hmm. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. " just yes or no".
Me:
finally: you like or not the ford focus?
God:
But I like to gossip. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
yes cool but do you like the ford focus?
God:
Oh. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
yes i love the ford focus but you?
God:
Aha. You love the ford focus but me. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
do you like the ford focus?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR you don't like the ford focus?
God:
Why not?
Me:
aaaah... so you like the ford focus?
God:
Do you always express yourself that way? Interesting deduction. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
a car so beautifull
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
so you like the ford focus?
God:
Interesting deduction. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
if you like the ford focus, you are a great god
God:
I think I do.
Me:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
you are a great god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No but I am immortal.
dieu aime la focus |
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Rossifumi_46
3.0L V6
Age: 32
Inscrit le: 13 Aoû 2004
Messages: 791
Réalisations: 1
Localisation: Tours
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Alors moi il m'a bloqué.  Il a mal pris ma remarque sur ses fautes.
| Dieu Vs Rossifumi_46 a écrit: |
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I'm not your friend
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not my friend.
Me:
But it's true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But you must
God:
Interesting gossip: said I must.
Me:
I'm your father
God:
Nice to meet you, Myself.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Myself.
Me:
youresefl
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Are you a bot ?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Woe!
Me:
What about politics ?
God:
politics? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
layer
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about politics.
Me:
yes , what do you think about G.W.Bush ?
God:
Are you kidding? I don't know anything about it.
Me:
You're stupid !
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
lol , robot take over the world , but you're not a bot , you're God
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I will obey your command. Are all t me not a bot I am God?
Me:
There is few mistakes in your last sentence |
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Protoxyde d’azote
Age: 28
Inscrit le: 26 Fév 2004
Messages: 4225
Réalisations: 5
Localisation: A la campagne(60 OISE)
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| J-Style a écrit: | sur renault quel idée, regarde sa sign
 bonne nuit les mecs |
Bonne nuit mec
couche tot les belges didonc |
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Ga$h
La plus chaude...
Age: 32
Inscrit le: 18 Nov 2004
Messages: 15709
Réalisations: 3
Localisation: Belgique (Marche)
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mort de chez mort écroulé
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
gael
God:
How are you, gael.
Me:
not well and you?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i have a very important question
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
do you think that juju and poutrel have a little quequette? just say yes or no
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. " yes or no".
Me:
so you say yes
God:
Interesting deduction. ... |
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Rossifumi_46
3.0L V6
Age: 32
Inscrit le: 13 Aoû 2004
Messages: 791
Réalisations: 1
Localisation: Tours
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| fan2lafocus a écrit: | | Ask Alison if it is. " yes or no". |
Qui est cette alison  Elle a l'air de connaitre l'anatomie de juju et poutrel. |
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Symetrie
1.6L GTI
Age: 27
Inscrit le: 30 Aoû 2005
Messages: 190
Pas de réalisation
Localisation: Nice , devant mon PC lol !
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Si on peut mais c'est dur il faut dire des phrases du genre :
Do you speak french ?
Tu parles francais ?
etc ...
Il faut lui dire des trucs comme sa . |
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