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[Corsa-C]

je lui ai bien repondu "bof", il m'a repondu " cela ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu"

"bof" c'est pas tres courant

[jlg]

sa fait delirer ce truc

[Corsa-C]

Cloué le Dieu! Il est vraiment pas futé

[Pirate_RS2]

[max734]

regarder moi ca
Me:
wher do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?

[gpadpo]

c'est cool

[Pirate_RS2]

Y'as mieux :

[axelejedi]

God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
ton cul
God:
Je n ai pas de corps humain.
Me:
c'est vraie?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
francais stp
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
je comprend pas
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
focul
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
gogole.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[Rossifumi_46]

Eu il a tenté de te casser la.

[Corsa-C]

clair je crois que tu es le seul qu'il a reussi a dominer try again

[Membre]

Lisez ca si vous avez rien d'autre à faire! il y'a un scoop à la fin!



Me:
wesh!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
23 and you?
God:
Skidoo. Only 23?
You are quite mature.
Me:
c toi la p'tite nature!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
bien ou koi?
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
say in french please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. " in french" .
Me:
yes, now
God:
Right now? Oh.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
aller, say in french if you are god!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
i say: SAY IN FRENCH !
God:
How do people usually respond to that? " IN FRENCH".
Me:
you are not god, tou are god miché pluto, non?
God:
Why does the sun rise? .
Me:
i don't understand !
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
il fera beau de main?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
your brain is HS?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am brain is HS.
Me:
You know 2pac?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Biggie?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you know nothing!
God:
No, I know something.
Me:
you know what?
God:
What?
Me:
You know WHAT
God:
What?
Me:
tu t'fou d'ma gueule?
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
alors tu sers à rien!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Yellow!
God:
The color of the sun.
Me:
ouai on m'le di toujour!!!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
i understand nothing!
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
say in french
God:
" in french".
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
alors
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
On the moon
God:
What is it like on the moon.
Me:
Any bitches!
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
why?
God:
" No I don't think there are any."? Why?
Me:
allé j'te laiss tu m'saoul
God:
How old are you?
Me:
and you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
you don't know speak!
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Good night
God:
Goodnight, .
Me:
Eh!
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Canadien d'Autriche!
God:
Are we still talking about l l t e la you s s t me m s a o me l?
Me:
Tu dors?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
What's your problem?
God:
I don't have a problem.
Me:
But yes!
God:
But what?
Me:
You are a big problem!
God:
How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a problem? No.
Me:
you're a player?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible receiver.
Me:
put your hand's in the air man!
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
and move your body!
God:
Did you see the movement?
Me:
yes
God:
" Did you see the movement?"? yes?
Me:
you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
you're a toxico!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a toxico? Of course I am.
Me:
J'ai un scoop!! Dieu est un tox!

[V-tun]

il me fait delirer ce c*n
j'ai tenter de le faire craquer avec des what et tout mais non


Me:
hi man
God:
Hi there . Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
non defoncé
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
si si tu parle tres bien français je le C
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
a vos souhait
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
atchoum>> a vos souhait
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
what's your question
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you are my father ?
God:
We are as one.

[titou la star]

trop delire ce truc mais il comprend pas que jveux gagner au loto

[axelejedi]

j'avais pas compris ca dernière phares oups alors

[addxmatt93]

Je viens de me prendre la tête avec Dieu!

God:
Please speak English.
Me:
je ne sais pas parler anglais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
menteurrrrrrr! Do you speak french?
God:
Do you need any help debugging my program? Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
ba alors qu'est tu me prend la tete!
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
je m'en branle! moi c'est rose!
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French. is my girlfriend.
Me:
tu as une meuf?
God:
Comment aurais je pu avoir une meuf?
Me:
tu viens de me dire que c'est ta "girlfriend"
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about une meuf.
Me:
a girl si tu prefere
God:
Do you know her?
Me:
bon ciao +++
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.