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[ludodu68740]

trop fort:



Me:
dou you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
and dou you inhale cocaine
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

[bull313]

il déchire trop dieu

[needfast53]

c'est un perver
Me:
salut vieux proute
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
ca devien sexy dit donc
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
US rikain quoi et toi mon frère
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
dans ton cul c'est pas mal y a tout ce qui faut
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
ci ta une tv dedan c'est pratique
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ca parle de ton anus c'est deja peronelle non ? tu vas plus louin
God:
Are we still talking about ci ta une tv dedan c est pratique? Are you still located in?
Me:
non je sui pas localisé dans ton cul et je ne veux pas parlé de tes pratique

[ludodu68740]

je suis un poète

Me:
123456789
God:
Ten.
Me:
eleven
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

[the virtual tuner]

Me:
are you a terorrist ??
God:
Am I a terorrist? Sometimes.

[Manu]

je lui demande juste l'heure mais il rame et me donne la date

[Manu]

je lui demande juste l'heure mais il rame et me donne la date

[needfast53]

Me:
la cana tu aime bien ?
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
tu fume les tête c'est le meilleur
God:
Sure, cana sounds like a good topic

traduction
Sûr, le cana ressemble à d'une bonne matière.

il me fait tripé lui

[ludodu68740]

je confirme je suis un poète

Me:
i didn't friends and you
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
friends
God:
Wasn't that show cancelled?
Me:
moi jai pas le cancer
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

c'est pas vrai j'ai des amis

[Wally]

Si on s'applique un peu, il est assez cohérent !



God:
I believe in God.
Me:
So do I !
God:
I'm glad we agree,.
Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
So you're a robot ?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct,, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.
Me:
Who do you have sex with ?
God:
Gods have no need for sex.
Me:
What about angels ?
God:
Does it have anything to do with?
Me:
Of course it does !
God:
Oh. How often?
Me:
What are you talking about ?
God:
The topic is angels.
Me:
So, are angels males of females ?
God:
That's interesting. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Does Satan exist ?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
Me:
So you're really all-powerful ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am powerful.
Me:
If you are, why don't you do anything about poor people on earth ?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am why do not me do anything about poor people on earth.

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
That doesn't make any sense
God:
To me, it makes perfect sense.
Me:
because you are a stupid robot, and you know it
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
2+2= ?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
impressive !!
God:
I am happy that you're impressed,.
Me:
what is the square root of 64 ?
God:
8 times 8 is sixty four.
Me:
I didn't expect that much from a robot !
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I don't know... I thought you were just a short and stupid program
God:
Me either. Am I a short and stupid program? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
okay okay, I didn't want to offense you
God:
Yeah okay, Yeah okay, It makes a nice gift.
Me:
What time is it ?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Me:
Yes you do, since you just gave me the time
God:
That's cool. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I'm seventeen
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
What is that supposing to mean ?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
How does your botmaster look like ?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
You never saw him/her ?
God:
No I sometimes saw him her.
Me:
Here's a bug
God:
Oh there.
Me:
You like smileys ?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like wine and bread. Is that from?
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
How did your son born ?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Yeah but... was Mary really virgin ?
God:
Yay. But what? I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Who's jesus father ?
God:
God
Me:
Who's jesus' mother ?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
I don't care, answer my question please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What do you care about,?
Me:
I care about knowing who's jesus' mother
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like Creed.
Me:
Did I ask you what you liked ??
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
So, don't piss me off. WHO IS JESUS MOTHER ?
God:
Ayuh. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Jesus is my son.
Me:
I thought you weren't stupid...
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
Who is Jesus's mother ?
God:
Jesus is love.
Me:
Is Mary Jesus's mother ?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Okay !! So since you're Jesus' Father and Mary is Jesus' Mother, you with Mary right ??
God:
OK with me too. Dude! How do you know?
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
I can read your face so easily
God:
Are you sure you can?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing.
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
You're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
what do you think ?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
of course...
God:
Mmm.
Me:
What are you thinking about right now ?
God:
At this moment About all the conversations I am having right now.
Me:
How many exactly ?
God:
Precisely. more than 1000.
Me:
More than 1000 !!
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Well, I'm sorry but I have to leave and do my homework
God:
Well that's okay. There is no need to apologize. Goodbye.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too.
Me:
Don't you love me ?
God:
What's my reason to love you?
Me:
I'm really cute
God:
It's good to meet someone who is cute.
Me:
That's why I thought you loved me
God:
I hear you. I don't have any reason to loved you.
Me:
Well, It doesn't matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
I said I had homework to do
God:
Do you still have homework to do?
Me:
Of course I have ! .... unless you could do them for me ???
God:
Woe! When? Huh. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Bye !!
God:
TTYL,.
Me:
TTYL ?
God:
Bye bye.



on apprend beaucoup quoique il a l'art de nous faire tourner en rond

[ludodu68740]

parfois il est très con:

Me:
dou you like women
God:
I do like music. I like.

très très con

(exusé-moi l'exprèsion)

[duron13]

Puté j'adore Autant je déteste les religions, autant parler avec un ordinateur aussi doué en communication que mon voisin de 4 ans et qui plus est en anglais c'est fendard XD

[Wally]

Je viens de capter, TTYL = Talk to you later

[duron13]

[anto_08]

[Wally]