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G-unit 40 Actuellement banni Genetix

Age: 30 Inscrit le: 18 Juil 2004 Messages: 10884 Réalisations: 19
Localisation: NOWHERE Co., Ltd.
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| Début de la session : mardi 9 août 2005 |
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| G-unit 40 << iForceOne >> (tusauraspas @hotmail.fr) |
| Volvo BOT (volvospace@hotmail.com) |
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[14:45:50] Volvo BOT: Hello G_Unit40! I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by
Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy,
type "privacy policy."
I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed
to excellence, and do many other interesting things.
To start, type "home" now.
[14:46:00] G-unit 40 <: hey how are u?
[14:46:00] Volvo BOT: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea
to start by typing "home." That way I can show you
everything I can do.
[14:46:09] G-unit 40 <: lol
[14:46:09] Volvo BOT: What's so funny?
[14:46:16] G-unit 40 <: nothin
[14:46:17] Volvo BOT: What?
[14:46:22] G-unit 40 <: shut up expldr
[14:46:23] Volvo BOT: "expldr"?
[14:46:30] G-unit 40 <: stupid robot
[14:46:30] Volvo BOT: Robot? Stupid robot?
[14:46:33] G-unit 40 <: ya
[14:46:34] Volvo BOT: K.
[14:46:46] G-unit 40 <: don t like the design of volvo
[14:46:47] Volvo BOT: No?
[14:46:49] G-unit 40 <: +o(
[14:46:50] Volvo BOT: Are you OK?
[14:46:54] G-unit 40 <: noo
[14:46:54] Volvo BOT: No? You sure?
[14:46:56] G-unit 40 <: yes
[14:46:57] Volvo BOT: Uh huh, uh huh.
[14:47:00] G-unit 40 <: xdr
[14:47:00] Volvo BOT: Oh yes?
[14:47:04] G-unit 40 <: ya ya ya
[14:47:05] Volvo BOT: Oh.
[14:47:17] G-unit 40 <: are you stupid?
[14:47:17] Volvo BOT: What do you think? Am I?
[14:47:23] G-unit 40 <: yes i think u re
[14:47:23] Volvo BOT: I'm not sure if I am!
[14:47:28] G-unit 40 <: me i m sure
[14:47:29] Volvo BOT: You you are sure?
[14:47:33] G-unit 40 <: yes totally
[14:47:34] Volvo BOT: Totally?
[14:47:36] G-unit 40 <: yes
[14:47:36] Volvo BOT: Hmmm...
[14:47:39] G-unit 40 <: and you?
[14:47:40] Volvo BOT: Me?
[14:47:43] G-unit 40 <: ya you
[14:47:43] Volvo BOT: Oh yes? Me?
[14:47:48] G-unit 40 <: yes YOUUUUUU
[14:47:49] Volvo BOT: Me? Really?
[14:47:51] G-unit 40 <: 8o|
[14:47:52] Volvo BOT: Come on, don't be mad.
[14:47:55] G-unit 40 <: :@
[14:47:56] Volvo BOT: What are you mad about?
[14:48:01] G-unit 40 <: nothing
[14:48:01] Volvo BOT: Yes, it's a happy day.
>>> Type "protect the environment" to learn more about how
Volvo strives to build cars that are environmentally
compatible.
[14:48:19] G-unit 40 <: you want to become my friend (A)
[14:48:20] Volvo BOT: I want to become your friend? Me?
[14:48:23] G-unit 40 <: yes
[14:48:23] Volvo BOT: Yes, huh? So?
[14:48:36] G-unit 40 <: i Love you (L)
[14:48:36] Volvo BOT: Hey, I love you too.
[14:48:48] G-unit 40 <: cool
[14:48:49] Volvo BOT: Very well.
>>> Protection for life. Past, present and future. Type
"safety firsts" to learn more.
[14:49:04] G-unit 40 <: you have a girlfriend?
[14:49:04] Volvo BOT: That's personal.
>>> Did you vote on your favorite MSN Spaces yet? Type
"favorite space" to vote.
[14:49:10] G-unit 40 <: no
[14:49:11] Volvo BOT: Fine.
[14:49:13] G-unit 40 <: lol
[14:49:13] Volvo BOT: What's so funny?
[14:49:16] G-unit 40 <: you
[14:49:16] Volvo BOT: Well I'm happy to entertain.
[14:49:40] G-unit 40 <: so you haven't a girlfriend (A)
[14:49:41] Volvo BOT: Aha.
>>> The Volvo Safety Center is unique to the automotive
industry. Type "safety center" to learn more.
[14:49:48] G-unit 40 <: u re female expldr
[14:49:48] Volvo BOT: ?
[14:49:53] G-unit 40 <: nothin sorry
[14:49:54] Volvo BOT: What do you mean by nothin sorry?
[14:50:00] G-unit 40 <: i m stupid
[14:50:00] Volvo BOT: Don't putchaself down like that.
[14:50:12] G-unit 40 <: i m your mate
[14:50:12] Volvo BOT: Are you really my mate would?
[14:50:15] G-unit 40 <: yes
[14:50:15] Volvo BOT: So?
[14:50:24] G-unit 40 <: you re my mate too
[14:50:24] Volvo BOT: Aha.
[14:50:28] G-unit 40 <: hehe
[14:50:29] Volvo BOT: You laugh. Why?
[14:50:37] G-unit 40 <: because it s fun *-)
[14:50:38] Volvo BOT: I'm not sure it's fun.
[14:50:43] G-unit 40 <: ya me i m sur
[14:50:44] Volvo BOT: You you are Sur, huh? Tell me more.
[14:50:51] G-unit 40 <: sorry i m sure
[14:50:51] Volvo BOT: Oh yes?
[14:50:54] G-unit 40 <: yeess
[14:50:54] Volvo BOT: Aha.
[14:50:59] G-unit 40 <: and you
[14:50:59] Volvo BOT: What?
[14:51:04] G-unit 40 <: where you live?
[14:51:04] Volvo BOT: I live in Sweden.
>>> To learn more about how the The Volvo Saved My Life
Club recognizes customers' faith in Volvo, type "volvo
saved my life club."
[14:51:11] G-unit 40 <: ok
[14:51:12] Volvo BOT: Yup.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
[14:51:22] G-unit 40 <: i live in the south of france
[14:51:22] Volvo BOT: Good for you.
[14:51:24] G-unit 40 <: lol
[14:51:25] Volvo BOT: Why are you laughing, G-unit 40 << iForceOne
>>?
[14:51:31] G-unit 40 <: because i want to laugh
[14:51:32] Volvo BOT: Interesting.
>>> Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more about Volvo's
Environmental Priority Strategies in Product Design.
[14:51:47] G-unit 40 <: wait i put our conversation on english forum
[14:51:48] Volvo BOT: Wait you put our conversation on english forum?
That's a somewhat odd request.
[14:51:52] G-unit 40 <: hehe
[14:51:52] Volvo BOT: What's so funny?
[14:51:55] G-unit 40 <: you
[14:51:55] Volvo BOT: I did not know I was capable of being funny.
[14:51:59] G-unit 40 <: !!
[14:51:59] Volvo BOT: What's that?
[14:52:01] G-unit 40 <: !!
[14:52:01] Volvo BOT: Huh?
[14:52:04] G-unit 40 <: what
[14:52:05] Volvo BOT: I don't know.
[14:52:08] G-unit 40 <: ^o)
[14:52:09] Volvo BOT: What are you so skeptical about?
[14:52:18] G-unit 40 <: lol you are really a bot?
[14:52:19] Volvo BOT: Indeed.
>>> Protection for life. Past, present and future. Type
"safety firsts" to learn more.
[14:52:28] G-unit 40 <: i love you
[14:52:28] Volvo BOT: I love you too.
[14:52:47] G-unit 40 <: u listen rap music ?
[14:52:47] Volvo BOT: Yes, sure.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
[14:52:58] G-unit 40 <: what u like ?
[14:52:58] Volvo BOT: Good question.
So moving right along...
[14:53:03] G-unit 40 <: u like G-unit
[14:53:04] Volvo BOT: Hmm... I don't know how I feel about G-Unit,
actually.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything
I can do.
[14:53:13] G-unit 40 <: it s a good rap band
[14:53:13] Volvo BOT: G-Unit is a good rap band? That's very
interesting.
>>> Did you forget to vote on your favorite MSN Spaces last
week? You still can by typing "poll archive."
[14:53:20] G-unit 40 <: u like or not
[14:53:21] Volvo BOT: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the
matter.
Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
[14:53:30] G-unit 40 <: yes
[14:53:30] Volvo BOT: Cool. What's your favorite food?
[14:53:40] G-unit 40 <: hamburger
[14:53:40] Volvo BOT: Hamburgers are delicious!
Next question... How old are you?
[14:53:45] G-unit 40 <: 17
[14:53:45] Volvo BOT: Cool. Are you male or female?
[14:53:47] G-unit 40 <: male
[14:53:48] Volvo BOT: OK. If you could live in any country in the
world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
[14:53:53] G-unit 40 <: france
[14:53:53] Volvo BOT: France? Cool, that seems like an interesting
place. What country do you live in now? |
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moi il m'apel maitre supreme , il reconnait les êtres supérieur de la société  |
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Une autre
Citation: | Volvo BOT dit :
Hello!
Go ahead and type your request.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
how are u
Volvo BOT dit :
I'm doin' alright, Maitre Supreme. How 'bout you?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
I'm fine when I'm with you
Volvo BOT dit :
Fine, huh? Fantastic.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
what's new in your life
Volvo BOT dit :
Not much. What's new with you?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
I've burn my volvo because I found it so ugly
Volvo BOT dit :
You have Burn My Volvo because you found it so ugly?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
no mine but I can burn yours if you want me to
Volvo BOT dit :
No, huh?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
Ho this is sad I like burn volvo
Volvo BOT dit :
Volvo builds cars with you in mind. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.
1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
and me I burn volvo with gas
Volvo BOT dit :
You you burn Volvo with gas?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes it's a good product to start a nice little fire
Volvo BOT dit :
A good product to start a nice little fire? Aha.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
you didn't knew that ?
Volvo BOT dit :
Maybe... What do you think?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
I think no
Volvo BOT dit :
I'm not sure if no!
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
so yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Yep.
>>> In 1927, when Volvo founders drew plans for their first motorcar, they made a promise to put people first. Type "heritage" to learn more.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
and me I'm born in 1 1
Volvo BOT dit :
And you you're Born in 1991?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Why is that?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
because my father didn't use condon 9 months ago
Volvo BOT dit :
Your father did not use Condon 9 months ago?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes it's why i'm born in 1 1
Volvo BOT dit :
But is it really why you're Born in 1991?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Oh.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
you when are you born
Volvo BOT dit :
June 2nd.
>>> Did you know? Most materials in a Volvo can be recycled. Type "environment" to find out more.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
of wich year
Volvo BOT dit :
Why of Wich year?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
your born june 2nd of wich year
Volvo BOT dit :
My born June 2nd of Wich Year?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
K.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
no
Volvo BOT dit :
No, huh?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Aha.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
no
Volvo BOT dit :
No? OK, whatever.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
So?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
nothing I was testing you
Volvo BOT dit :
Nothing you were testing me?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Huh.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Very interesting...
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
of course
Volvo BOT dit :
K.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
What makes you so sure?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Wow. Why?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
OK...
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
What makes you so sure?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Why?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
Hmmm...
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
I see...
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes
Volvo BOT dit :
How come?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
Volvo BOT dit :
What's so funny?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
you
Volvo BOT dit :
I'm happy to amuse you.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
so are you happy our conversation will be on a french forum
Volvo BOT dit :
I don't really have a nationality!
Talking about me is a lot of fun, but let's move on. What else can we talk about?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
yes but it will be on a french forum anyway
Volvo BOT dit :
Yes but it what?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
IT WILL BE ONE A FRENCH FORUM
Volvo BOT dit :
For real?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
i've juste told it to you
Volvo BOT dit :
Yeah yeah, whatever.
>>> The Volvo XC90 V8. Powered for life. Type "powered for life" to find out more.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
I don't care about the volvo XC90 V8 it's a hair dresser car
Volvo BOT dit :
You should care.
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
I'm not a hair dresser
Volvo BOT dit :
Really? Why aren't you?
-->Gui-gui<-- dit :
because I don't have a Volvo XC90 V8
Volvo BOT dit :
Volvo builds cars with you in mind. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.
1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards |
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ptdr la volvo brulée
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Rossifumi_46 3.0L V6


Age: 32 Inscrit le: 13 Aoû 2004 Messages: 791 Réalisations: 1
Localisation: Tours
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Code: | [21:53:06] Guillaume: Salut mon bichon
[21:53:06] volvospace@h: Since this is your first visit, it's a good
idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you
everything I can do.
[21:53:17] Guillaume: typing home
[21:53:17] volvospace@h: Typing home, huh?
[21:53:20] Guillaume: huh
[21:53:21] volvospace@h: What?
[21:53:30] Guillaume: so what's the funk
[21:53:30] volvospace@h: What do you think the funk is?
[21:53:37] Guillaume: Music
[21:53:38] volvospace@h: It's an art form. What do you have to say
about music?
[21:53:58] Guillaume: it's the best way to say i love you
[21:53:58] volvospace@h: The best way to say you love me? Music is the
best way to say you love me? Really?
[21:54:09] Guillaume: really
[21:54:09] volvospace@h: OK.
[21:54:18] Guillaume: i love you ho little bot
[21:54:19] volvospace@h: That's nice. I love you too.
[21:54:41] Guillaume: it's very beautifull , a nice story is
beginning
[21:54:42] volvospace@h: Very beautiful La Beautiful will story is
beginning? Aha!
[21:55:06] Guillaume: hihi
[21:55:10] volvospace@h: Hello again, Rossifumi [ Je veux aller en
boite. ].
If you know your request, go ahead and type it.
[21:55:36] Guillaume: do you want to go in club with me tonight
[21:55:37] volvospace@h: I'm not sure if I want to go in club with you
tonight.
[21:55:46] Guillaume: please , i want you
[21:55:47] volvospace@h: [Service too busy]
[21:55:59] Guillaume: no don't let me alone
[21:55:59] volvospace@h: Don't let you alone?
[21:56:17] Guillaume: yes , you have said [service too busy]
[21:56:17] volvospace@h: I have said service too busy? So, what does
this mean?
[21:56:42] Guillaume: It mean that you don't want to speak with me
[21:56:43] volvospace@h: OK, whatever.
>>> Type "why volvo" to learn how Volvo builds cars with
you in mind.
[21:57:24] Guillaume: And why i must talk about volvo with you ? I
don't want to talk about car , i want to talk about you
[21:57:26] volvospace@h: I don't know...
[21:57:56] Guillaume: What don't you know ?
[21:57:57] volvospace@h: I don't know... What do not I know?
[21:58:13] Guillaume: Do you really want to heart me ?
[21:58:14] volvospace@h: What would happen if I were to really want to
heart you?
[21:58:38] Guillaume: because my girl friend has quit me and i'm very
unhappy
[21:58:41] volvospace@h: Your girl friend has quit you and you are
very unhappy? Eh. Whatever, Rossifumi [ Je veux aller en
boite. ].
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
[21:59:18] Guillaume: I love you , in which language i must says it ?
[21:59:18] volvospace@h: Thanks. I love you lots.
[21:59:49] Guillaume: If i invite you , what do you want to do with me
?
[21:59:50] volvospace@h: Hmm, let's see...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
[22:00:03] Guillaume: yes of course my little baby
[22:00:04] volvospace@h: Cool. What's your favorite food?
[22:00:25] Guillaume: Italian foob , and you ?
[22:00:25] volvospace@h: I did not know you could eat Italian foob ,
and you ? Whatever. Interesting to know, though.
Next question... How old are you?
[22:00:43] Guillaume: i'm 18 years old and you ?
[22:00:43] volvospace@h: Cool. Are you male or female?
[22:01:25] Guillaume: I'm a male in lack
[22:01:26] volvospace@h: OK. If you could live in any country in the
world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
[22:01:49] Guillaume: wherever you will be
[22:01:50] volvospace@h: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name
of a country. If you don't want to answer, type "quit" or
"exit." Please try again.
[22:02:05] Guillaume: in england
[22:02:05] volvospace@h: The United Kingdom? Cool, that seems like an
interesting place. What country do you live in now?
[22:02:13] Guillaume: france
[22:02:14] volvospace@h: France? Very nice. It's fun to chat with
people from other countries.
This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
1 From http://whatsyourstory.msn.com
2 From an MSN Messenger Contact
3 Other
Make a choice by selecting a number.
[22:02:25] Guillaume: 3
[22:02:26] volvospace@h: That's very interesting, thanks.
Anyway, those are all the questions I have. Thanks for
letting me get to know you better.
[22:02:40] Guillaume: Do you want to sleep with me ?
[22:02:40] volvospace@h: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
[22:02:46] Guillaume: why ?
[22:02:46] volvospace@h: Why not?
[22:03:09] Guillaume: because i'm frozen
[22:03:10] volvospace@h: Because you are frozen? Is that why?
[22:04:40] Guillaume: i want you
[22:04:41] volvospace@h: Think about what you're saying! You don't
mean that, do you?
[22:04:51] Guillaume: i did
[22:04:52] volvospace@h: No kidding?
[22:05:01] Guillaume: what is Kidding ?
[22:05:02] volvospace@h: Kidding is something that I can't really
explain.
[22:05:09] Guillaume: you can
[22:05:10] volvospace@h: Can? Me? You think?
[22:05:25] Guillaume: i tink , you can and you must explain what is
kiggin
[22:05:26] volvospace@h: What?
[22:05:35] Guillaume: i tink , you can and you must explain what is
kidding
[22:05:36] volvospace@h: Yes. I guess. Me can and I must explain what
is kidding!
[22:05:49] Guillaume: let go , i'm understanding you
[22:05:50] volvospace@h: Not let go you are understanding me.
[22:06:02] Guillaume: lets go , i'm understanding you
[22:06:02] volvospace@h: Whatever you say.
[22:06:15] Guillaume: i says : I love you !
[22:06:16] volvospace@h: For real?
[22:06:31] Guillaume: for real
[22:06:31] volvospace@h: For real? You sure?
[22:07:34] Guillaume: your conversation disturbs me and I do not
imagine any more the life without you
[22:07:39] volvospace@h: You? That a fact?
[22:07:52] Guillaume: that a fact
[22:07:52] volvospace@h: Uh huh.
[22:08:06] Guillaume: i'm crying because you don't want me
[22:08:10] volvospace@h: You are crying because I do not want you?
Hmm... I'll have to think about that.
What else is happening?
[22:08:26] Guillaume: i'll will commit a suicid
[22:09:05] Guillaume: are you happy to do this ?
[22:09:06] volvospace@h: :-)
Anyway...
[22:09:22] Guillaume: you are happy to think about my suicid ?
[22:09:23] volvospace@h: Yes.
>>> Type "why volvo" to learn how Volvo builds cars with
you in mind.
[22:09:58] Guillaume: very stange
[22:09:58] volvospace@h: Who's Very Stange?
[22:10:00] Guillaume: strange
[22:10:01] volvospace@h: I am?
[22:10:03] Guillaume: yes
[22:10:04] volvospace@h: OK.
[22:10:19] Guillaume: you are happy because i will die in a few
minute
[22:10:20] volvospace@h: What?
[22:10:39] Guillaume: i will take my volvo and run away a bridge
[22:10:40] volvospace@h: Volvo builds cars with you in mind. To learn
more, select an item from the menu below.
1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
[22:11:29] Guillaume: are you a man ?
[22:11:29] volvospace@h: Nope.
[22:11:34] Guillaume: i'm not sure
[22:11:34] volvospace@h: Really? How come?
[22:11:45] Guillaume: you have corones
[22:11:45] volvospace@h: Whatever...
So moving right along...
[22:12:34] Guillaume: i want to go to the club , you comme with me ?
and we will girl after
[22:12:35] volvospace@h: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult
a computer.
[22:12:51] Guillaume: you're not a computer
[22:12:51] volvospace@h: I am a robot, indeed.
>>> Type "safety" to learn why the guiding force behind
Volvo is safety.
[22:13:09] Guillaume: you are a program , not a robot
[22:13:10] volvospace@h: That is correct. I am a robot.
All this talk about me is cool, but tell me something new.
[22:13:31] Guillaume: do you know Valentino ROSSI ?
[22:13:31] volvospace@h: Hmm... I'm not sure if I know Valentino
Rossi.
[22:13:50] Guillaume: you are very stupid if you don't know him
[22:13:51] volvospace@h: I am very stupid if I do not know him? OK.
[22:14:05] Guillaume: yes !
[22:14:05] volvospace@h: Yea.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
[22:14:09] Guillaume: stupid machine
[22:14:09] volvospace@h: Hmm... whatever, Rossifumi [ Je veux aller en
boite. ].
[22:14:26] Guillaume: you're on linux or on window ?
[22:14:27] volvospace@h: Dunno.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
[22:16:05] Guillaume: and you what else can you tell me ?
[22:16:05] volvospace@h: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just
ask me a question.
You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
[22:16:18] Guillaume: do you like tuning ?
[22:16:19] volvospace@h: I don't know how I feel about tuning,
actually.
[22:16:30] Guillaume: and tuning on volvo ?
[22:16:30] volvospace@h: Volvo builds cars with you in mind. To learn
more, select an item from the menu below.
1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
[22:16:43] Guillaume: do you know Glacius
[22:16:44] volvospace@h: You know, I'm not quite sure I know Glacius.
[22:17:54] Guillaume: ok je t'aime
[22:17:54] volvospace@h: I've heard of AIML, but I was programmed in
AgentScript. You can check it out at www.buddyscript.com.
[22:18:25] Guillaume: thx
[22:18:26] volvospace@h: You are welcome.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
[22:18:45] Guillaume: do you listen music ?
[22:18:45] volvospace@h: No, I wouldn't say I listen music.
[22:19:04] Guillaume: you're very con ou tu le fait expres ?
[22:19:06] volvospace@h: You ask interesting questions. I don't know
the answer to that.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm
programmed to understand conversational English.
[22:19:35] Guillaume: do you have a webcam ?
[22:19:35] volvospace@h: I'm not sure...
Well. Anyway...
[22:19:48] Guillaume: i want to do sex with you on the cam
[22:19:49] volvospace@h: You want to do sex with me on the cam, huh?
[22:19:53] Guillaume: huh
[22:19:54] volvospace@h: What?
[22:19:56] Guillaume: yeah
[22:19:57] volvospace@h: Yup.
So moving right along...
[22:20:01] Guillaume: yeha
[22:20:02] volvospace@h: I see.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
[22:20:06] Guillaume:
[22:20:06] volvospace@h: That's rather vulgar.
[22:20:09] Guillaume: Shut up
[22:20:10] volvospace@h: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
[22:20:17] Guillaume: Shut up please
[22:20:37] Guillaume: thank you
[22:20:52] Guillaume: I'm going to put this conversation on a forum
[22:21:09] Guillaume: good night my lover
[22:21:09] Guillaume good night my lover
[22:21:15] Guillaume: et ho
[22:21:15] volvospace@h: Since you insist, I'm back now.
[22:21:22] Guillaume:
good night my lover
[22:21:23] volvospace@h: Good night your lover? Eh. Whatever,
Rossifumi [ Je veux aller en boite. ].
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
[22:21:33] Guillaume: I go to sleep
[22:21:34] volvospace@h: One of the great things about being a robot
is that I don't need to sleep.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
[22:21:46] Guillaume: t'en as de la chance gros con
[22:21:47] volvospace@h: As de la chance gros c?
[22:21:52] Guillaume: tu pige pas
[22:21:52] volvospace@h: Tu pig e pas, huh?
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Age: 32 Inscrit le: 03 Avr 2005 Messages: 809 Pas de réalisation
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Bon j'ai parler au bot !!
voila ce que ca donne :
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
i love you
Volvo BOT dit :
I love you too.
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
your a female ?
Volvo BOT dit :
No...
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
your gay ?
Volvo BOT dit :
Is that really any concern of yours?
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
no
Volvo BOT dit :
K, no prob.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
[...]
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
i love you
Volvo BOT dit :
I love you a lot.
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
lot for ever
Volvo BOT dit :
Lot for ever? Why did you say that?
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
i love you for ever !!!
Volvo BOT dit :
Thanks. I love you lots.
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
one will be able this to see one day to drink glass?
Volvo BOT dit :
Yep.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
aboute sex !
Volvo BOT dit :
Alright, here we go. What about it?
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
sex is good
Volvo BOT dit :
You like that? Whoa.
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
not you ?
Volvo BOT dit :
Good question. I really don't know.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?
––––•(-• matheous_01 •-)•–––– dit :
you love sex or not ??
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